Menu for Crescent No Lawyers Bar & Grll

Appetizers‎

9.95 Lawyer Fries “Well, you know that lawyers don’t have any!” Some people call them rocky mountain oysters or bull fries. We “lovingly” call them lawyer fries. Served with Chinese hot mustard.

8.95 Martini Shrimp Cocktail Sweet bay shrimp in a martini glass with lettuce, celery, cocktail sauce and lemon.

9.95 Tenderloin Fingersteaks The only place‎ to get the real deal! Our original recipe–hand cut and dipped to order in our secret batter and fried to perfection. Served with cocktail sauce.

8.95 Spinach Artichoke Dip Spinach, cream cheese, artichoke hearts and just a dash of crushed red pepper. Served with garlic bread or fresh fried tri-colored tortilla chips. If U can’t make up your mind go ½ and ½

9.45 Lawyer Limbs 1 Lb. of our jumbo house breaded wings with celery and ranch for dipping’. Regular, roasted garlic pepper, orange-citrus, spicy or sweet chili mango. Options: Spicy, Sweet chili mango

5.95 The Home Wrecker A foot long honey crunch corn dog served on a bed of shoestring fries with mustard.

9.95 The “Per Se” Pork and Seeds Oriental smoked pork loin served cold and sweet with Chinese hot mustard, ketchup and toasted sesame seeds.

9.95 Coconut Prawns Prawns skewered and rolled in a special coconut batter and fried just right! Served with sweet chili mango sauce.

15.95 So-Su-Me Platter Pork and seeds, jumbo wings and coconut skewered prawns. With Chinese mustard, ketchup and sweet chili mango dipping’ sauce.

11.95 Nacho Your Ordinary Nachos Serves 2-4. House‎ fried tri-colored corn tortilla chips covered with taco meat or spicy chicken, cheese, tomatoes, green onions, black olives, jalapenos and fresh cilantro. Served with salsa, guacamole and sour cream. Options: Taco meat, Spicy chicken, ½ and ½, (+1.00) , Chili (+2.95) , Nacho Jr. (+8.95)

8.95 Tender Mercy Regular crispy chicken tenders served with ranch and celery sticks. Roasted garlic pepper- dusted in our dry special seasonings. Orange-citrus, our original blend spicy- dipped in Frank’s red hot sauce. Sticky evidence-dipped in sweet chili mango sauce.

8.95 Mozzarella Sticks “See, I do listen to your requests”, Judge Jody cheese sticks dipped in an ale batter and fried to just the right crunch. Served with marinara sauce.

6.45 Chicken Gizzards Enjoy this crescent classic! Hand breaded in our “southern” flour and fried. Served with Chinese hot mustard.

9.95 Crispy Calamari Strips Lightly dusted calamari strips fried golden and sprinkled with parmesan cheese. Served with cocktail, tarter or marinara and lemon wedge.

7.95 Loaded Fries or Tots 1 lb Fried‎ golden and oven baked with cheese, green onions, bacon and sour cream Options: Chili (+2.95)

8.95 Basket of O’Rings 1 lb of Golden rings sprinkled with our special seasoned salt. Served with chipotle ranch for dipping’

16.95 Sequestered Jury This will please the whole team- serves 2-4 nicely chicken tenders, onion rings and cheese sticks on a bed of cheesy tortilla chips. Served with chipotle ranch, salsa and marinara sauces. add taco meat or spicy chicken for 2.95, add chili 2.95. No substitutions please. Options: Taco meat (+2.95) , Spicy chicken (+2.95) , Chili (+2.95)

Soups & Salads

The Litigation Combo Choose any 2 items. Bowl of our house made soup, tossed caesar, dinner salad or loaded baker. Comes with French bread and butter 7.95. With chili, cheese and onions. 9.45 Options: House made soup, Tossed caesar, Dinner salad, Loaded baker, French bread and butter (7.95) , With chili, cheese and onions (9.45) , Bleu cheese, Ranch, 1000 Island, House Italian, Chipotle ranch, Garlic caesar, Honey mustard, Orange-citrus vinaigrette, Raspberry vinaigrette, Tangy herb-mayo vinaigrette

7.45 An “Impeachment” Caesar Salad Crispy romaine tossed with caesar dressing, parmesan cheese and croutons. Options: With grilled chicken (8.95) , With crispy chicken (8.95) , With grilled salmon (10.95) , With bay shrimp (9.95) , With grilled tilapia (9.95) , Bleu cheese, Ranch, 1000 Island, House Italian, Chipotle ranch, Garlic caesar, Honey mustard, Orange-citrus vinaigrette, Raspberry vinaigrette, Tangy herb-mayo vinaigrette

9.95 Chinese Mafia Crispy romaine tossed with celery, green onion, peanuts and our house orange-citrus dressing. Topped with a grilled or crispy breast and crispy yakisoba noodles. Options: Grilled breast, Crispy breast, Bleu cheese, Ranch, 1000 Island, House Italian, Chipotle ranch, Garlic caesar, Honey mustard, Orange-citrus vinaigrette, Raspberry vinaigrette, Tangy herb-mayo vinaigrette

10.95 Bay Shrimp Louie Crisp romaine topped with sweet tender bay shrimp, wedge tomato, celery, black olives, green onions and hard boiled egg. Served with 1000 island dressing. Options: Bleu cheese, Ranch, 1000 Island, House Italian, Chipotle ranch, Garlic caesar, Honey mustard, Orange-citrus vinaigrette, Raspberry vinaigrette, Tangy herb-mayo vinaigrette

9.50 Tuna Salad Salad Our original tuna salad mix of tuna, mayo, relish, celery, onion. Set on romaine with wedge tomato, celery sticks, green onion and hard boiled egg. Served with our tangy herb-mayo vinaigrette Options: Bleu cheese, Ranch, 1000 Island, House Italian, Chipotle ranch, Garlic caesar, Honey mustard, Orange-citrus vinaigrette, Raspberry vinaigrette, Tangy herb-mayo vinaigrette

9.50 The Get “Fried” Chicken Salad Mixed greens topped with crispy chicken breast, bacon, diced tomato, green onion and hard boiled egg. Served with our house raspberry vinaigrette Options: Bleu cheese, Ranch, 1000 Island, House Italian, Chipotle ranch, Garlic caesar, Honey mustard, Orange-citrus vinaigrette, Raspberry vinaigrette, Tangy herb-mayo vinaigrette

9.50 Prison Chef Salad Mixed greens topped with ham, turkey, hard boiled egg, tomatoes, mixed cheese, black olives and green onions. Any of our dressings are good on this one Options: Bleu cheese, Ranch, 1000 Island, House Italian, Chipotle ranch, Garlic caesar, Honey mustard, Orange-citrus vinaigrette, Raspberry vinaigrette, Tangy herb-mayo vinaigrette

9.50 Taco Salad Mixed greens topped‎ with seasoned taco meat or spicy chicken in a crispy flour tortilla bowl with jalapenos, tomatoes, green onions, olives and mixed cheese. Topped with fresh cilantro and served with our chipotle ranch Options: Taco meat, Spicy chicken, Bleu cheese, Ranch, 1000 Island, House Italian, Chipotle ranch, Garlic caesar, Honey mustard, Orange-citrus vinaigrette, Raspberry vinaigrette, Tangy herb-mayo vinaigrette

Entrees of the Court

14.95 Supreme Court Prime Rib Sandwich USDA Choice House roasted and hand cut thick! Served open faced on garlic baguette with au jus and horsey sauce Options: Shoestring fries, Regular fries, Tots, Soup, Fresh tossed coleslaw, Baker, Dinner salad (+1.25) , Tossed caesar (+1.25) , Chili (+1.25) , Onion rings (+1.25) , Cottage cheese+ .75, Soup (+2.95) , Chili (+2.95) , Salad (+2.95) , Tossed caesar (+2.95) , Cheese (+1.75) , Green onions (+1.75) , Bacon and sour cream (+1.75)

Tenderloin Fingersteaks Our original recipe‎ – hand cut and dipped to order in our secret batter and fried golden. Served with cocktail sauce. Options: Entrée (11.95) , Ala carte (9.95) , Shoestring fries, Regular fries, Tots, Soup, Fresh tossed coleslaw, Baker, Dinner salad (+1.25) , Tossed caesar (+1.25) , Chili (+1.25) , Onion rings (+1.25) , Cottage cheese+ .75, Soup (+2.95) , Chili (+2.95) , Salad (+2.95) , Tossed caesar (+2.95) , Cheese (+1.75) , Green onions (+1.75) , Bacon and sour cream (+1.75)

The Southern Judge Tender pork loin, hand cut and dusted in our “Southern” breading and fried to a golden finish. Served with our sweet and spicy BBQ sauce. Options: Entrée (10.95) , Ala carte (8.95) , Shoestring fries, Regular fries, Tots, Soup, Fresh tossed coleslaw, Baker, Dinner salad (+1.25) , Tossed caesar (+1.25) , Chili (+1.25) , Onion rings (+1.25) , Cottage cheese+ .75, Soup (+2.95) , Chili (+2.95) , Salad (+2.95) , Tossed caesar (+2.95) , Cheese (+1.75) , Green onions (+1.75) , Bacon and sour cream (+1.75)

The Get “Fingered” Combo The perfect combination of tenderloin fingers and pork fingers. Served with cocktail and sweet and spicy BBQ sauce. Options: Entrée (11.75) , Ala carte (9.75) , Shoestring fries, Regular fries, Tots, Soup, Fresh tossed coleslaw, Baker, Dinner salad (+1.25) , Tossed caesar (+1.25) , Chili (+1.25) , Onion rings (+1.25) , Cottage cheese+ .75, Soup (+2.95) , Chili (+2.95) , Salad (+2.95) , Tossed caesar (+2.95) , Cheese (+1.75) , Green onions (+1.75) , Bacon and sour cream (+1.75)

10.95 Crescent Bay Cod Our original recipe hand cut cod, lightly dusted in our seasoned flour and herbs. Flash fried and served with tartar sauce and lemon. Options: Shoestring fries, Regular fries, Tots, Soup, Fresh tossed coleslaw, Baker, Dinner salad (+1.25) , Tossed caesar (+1.25) , Chili (+1.25) , Onion rings (+1.25) , Cottage cheese+ .75, Soup (+2.95) , Chili (+2.95) , Salad (+2.95) , Tossed caesar (+2.95) , Cheese (+1.75) , Green onions (+1.75) , Bacon and sour cream (+1.75)

11.50 Grilled Tilapia Filet A very mild flavored white fish grilled with garlic-butter and a dash of lemon-pepper. Served on a bed of rice pilaf with lemon Options: Shoestring fries, Regular fries, Tots, Soup, Fresh tossed coleslaw, Baker, Dinner salad (+1.25) , Tossed caesar (+1.25) , Chili (+1.25) , Onion rings (+1.25) , Cottage cheese+ .75, Soup (+2.95) , Chili (+2.95) , Salad (+2.95) , Tossed caesar (+2.95) , Cheese (+1.75) , Green onions (+1.75) , Bacon and sour cream (+1.75)

11.95 Parmesan Crusted Tilapia Sautéed in garlic butter and crusted with a parmesan crusting blend and finished in the oven. Served on a bed of rice pilaf with lemon. Options: Shoestring fries, Regular fries, Tots, Soup, Fresh tossed coleslaw, Baker, Dinner salad (+1.25) , Tossed caesar (+1.25) , Chili (+1.25) , Onion rings (+1.25) , Cottage cheese+ .75, Soup (+2.95) , Chili (+2.95) , Salad (+2.95) , Tossed caesar (+2.95) , Cheese (+1.75) , Green onions (+1.75) , Bacon and sour cream (+1.75)

13.95 Hand Cut Salmon Filet Grilled and served over rice pilaf with lemon garlic butter, orange citrus, cajun-style, lemon pepper Options: Shoestring fries, Regular fries, Tots, Soup, Fresh tossed coleslaw, Baker, Dinner salad (+1.25) , Tossed caesar (+1.25) , Chili (+1.25) , Onion rings (+1.25) , Cottage cheese+ .75, Soup (+2.95) , Chili (+2.95) , Salad (+2.95) , Tossed caesar (+2.95) , Cheese (+1.75) , Green onions (+1.75) , Bacon and sour cream (+1.75)

Juditial Burger‎

7.45 The Plain Clothes Officer Our classic seasoned 1/3 lb burger served on a kaiser bun with lettuce, onion and pickles

8.95 The Big Cheese Our classic burger with 2 slices of: American, cheddar, swiss, pepper jack, bleu or cream cheese Options: American, Cheddar, Swiss, Pepper jack, Bleu, Cream cheese

9.50 Mushroom and Swiss Topped with fresh sautéed mushrooms and swiss cheese on a kaiser bun

9.75 Pepperjack Bacon Burger Topped with pepper jack cheese and 2 strips of crispy bacon

9.25 The “Patsy” Melt Our burger on swirl rye with sautéed onions and swiss cheese

9.95 The Judge Jody W/ sliced ham, American cheese, lettuce, onion, tomato and pickles and mayo on baguette

9.75 The New Balif Butch On baguette with sautéed mushrooms, sauteed onions, Swiss cheese, horsey mayo and au jus

10.25 Chili Burger-(In season) Served open faced n kaiser bun and topped with onions and mixed cheese. Finished in the oven

Create Your Own

Classic Burger Premium toppings, bread‎ and cheese selections (2 slices, mix or match). Classic toppings no charge Options: Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, Chipotle mayo, Horsey mayo, Dijon, BBQ sauce, 1000 Island., Kaiser bun, Thick sliced white, Thick sliced wheat, Swirl rye, Baguette, Sourdough, Wrapped in a flour tortilla, American (+1.45) , Cheddar (+1.45) , Swiss (+1.45) , Pepper jack (+1.45) , Bleu (+1.45) , Cream cheese (+1.45) , Fried egg (+0.75) , Ham (+0.99) , Bacon (+1.25) , Pastrami (+1.95) , Extra patty (+2.25) , Louisiana hot link (+2.25) , Chili with cheese and onions (+2.95) , Tomato slices (+0.45) , Tossed to order slaw (+0.45) , Crispy onion rings (+0.45) , Sautéed onions (+0.45) , Fresh sautéed ‘mushrooms (+0.75) , Red and green peppers (+0.75) , Jalapenos (+0.75) , Guacamole (+0.75) , Au jus for dippin’ (+0.45) , Frank’s red hot (+0.45) , Salsa (+0.45) , Sesame-ginger teriyaki (+0.45) , Sweet chili mango (+0.45)

Specialty Sandwiches

The Cellmate Combo No need to be scared of this cellmate! Any ½ gourmet sandwich with shoestring fries and a cup of our house soup. Options: (8.95) , With chili 9.45

A Judge’s Delight For a real treat-try it oven baked on a baguette! My favorite, judge Jody grilled roast beef with swiss on calzone with au jus and horseradish Options: Full (9.95) , Half (6.95)

Reuben’s in Cellblock #9 Thin sliced pastrami, swiss, kraut and 1000 Island on swirl rye. Try it with turkey and see what happens to Reuben!-Bailiff butch Options: Full (9.95) , Half (6.95)

Don’t Let Your “Meatloaf” Our house meatloaf grilled with cheese, lettuce, onion and mayo on grilled sourdough. Options: Full (9.50) , Half (6.50)

8.95 Louisianna Hot Link A split and grilled LA hot link straight from the bayou! Oven baked in a baguette with grilled onions and pepper jack cheese. With dijon on the side

“Big Ass” Tuna Salad Sandwich The only way to call it! W/ mayo, celery, onion and relish on thick white or wheat. Cold with lettuce and mayo or grilled with American cheese Options: Full (9.50) , Half (6.50) , Cold with lettuce and mayo, Grilled with American cheese, White, Wheat

The AL Capone Grilled ham, turkey, bacon, swiss, tomato, onion and caesar dressing on calzone Options: Full (9.95) , Half (6.95)

Sunday Brunch‎

15.95 Prime Rib and 2 Eggs Slow cooked and‎ hand cut Options: White, Wheat toast, English muffin, Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)

11.95 Chicken Fried Steak and 2 Eggs Our house breaded USDA choice cubed steak hand breaded and fried just right! Topped with our rich country gravy Options: White, Wheat toast, English muffin, Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)

8.95 Prosecution Platter 2 Eggs with bacon, ham steak, sausage patty or Louisiana hot link Options: Sausage patty, Louisiana hot link, White, Wheat toast, English muffin, Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)

9.50 Big Ass B and G Platter 2 Eggs with a warm soft biscuit smothered in our hearty sausage gravy. (No toast) Options: Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)

The Hand Job (It is truly a job for the hand!) A split and grilled LA hot link on baguette with scramblers, grilled onions and pepper Jack cheese, then oven baked. Served with a “Hand job” T-shirt 18.95 or go “Topless” 9.95 Options: Hand job t-shirt (18.95) , Topless (9.95) , White, Wheat toast, English muffin, Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)

9.50 Gourmet Omelets We serve ours frittata style! Open-faced and finished in the oven! Options: Ham and cheese - diced ham and lots of cheddar and Jack cheese, Denver – ham, cheese, tomato, onion, mushrooms and green peppers, Sausage and cheese - with onions, black olives and mixed cheese, Rajun’ cajun- with diced LA hot link, onion, tomato, jack cheese and topped with fresh cilantro., White, Wheat toast, English muffin, Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)

9.95 The Benedict Arnold An English muffin served open-faced and topped with ham 2 eggs and hollandaise sauce Options: White, Wheat toast, English muffin, Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)

9.50 The Country Lawyer A warm biscuit topped with a sausage patty, 2 eggs and country gravy Options: White, Wheat toast, English muffin, Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)

9.25 Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich Grilled thick sliced white with American cheese, 2 fried eggs with your choice of: ham, bacon, sausage patty or grilled LA hot link Options: Ham, Bacon, Sausage patty, Grilled LA hot link, White, Wheat toast, English muffin, Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)

9.25 Big Ass Breakfast Burrito A large flour tortilla filled with scrambled eggs, cheese, onions and choice of: ham, sausage, bacon or LA hot link. Served with sour cream and salsa Options: Ham, Bacon, Sausage patty, Grilled LA hot link, White, Wheat toast, English muffin, Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)

8.95 The “Loaded” Lawyer A platter full of our home-style potatoes topped with cheese, bacon bits and green onions. Oven baked and served with toast, jam and sour cream

5.95 Biscuit and Gravy Only- (No potatoes) Options: White, Wheat toast, English muffin

Desserts

Chicken & Fish Sandwiches

7.95 The “Just Grill Me” Chipotle Chicken A grilled or crispy breast on a kaiser bun with chipotle mayo, tomato, lettuce and onion. See the custom toppings on the Burger panel to make it your way! Options: Grilled crispy

9.95 The Court Reporter's Club A triple-decker delight! Grilled sourdough with chicken breast, American cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo.

9.50 You Can't “Buffalo” The Court Crispy chicken coated in Frank’s hot sauce with bacon, tomato, lettuce, onion and ranch. Served on a kaiser bun

9.50 The “Mother Clucker” Chicken Wrapper “You know what I really wanted to say!’- judge Jody grilled or crispy breast wrapped in a flour tortilla with bacon, cheese, tomato, green onion, lettuce and ranch Options: Grilled, Crispy

Fish Tacos 2- Soft white corn tortillas with choice of fish, Jack cheese, cabbage, tomato, green onion and Chipotle ranch on the side. Topped with fresh cilantro and a slice of lime Options: Crispy cod (9.95) , Grilled cod (9.95) , Grilled tilapia (10.95) , Grilled salmon (11.95)

No “Fishy Testimony” Sandwich Crispy cod or Grilled tilapia with garlic-mayo, lettuce, tomato and onion on a kaiser bun Options: Cod (10.95) , Tilapia (11.50)

11.95 Cajun Salmon Sandwich A hand cut salmon filet dusted in our special cajun seasonings and served on a baguette with garlic mayo, lettuce, tomato and onion