9.95Lawyer Fries“Well, you know that lawyers don’t have any!” Some people call them rocky mountain oysters or bull fries. We “lovingly” call them lawyer fries. Served with Chinese hot mustard.
8.95Martini Shrimp CocktailSweet bay shrimp in a martini glass with lettuce, celery, cocktail sauce and lemon.
9.95Tenderloin FingersteaksThe only place to get the real deal! Our original recipe–hand cut and dipped to order in our secret batter and fried to perfection. Served with cocktail sauce.
8.95Spinach Artichoke DipSpinach, cream cheese, artichoke hearts and just a dash of crushed red pepper. Served with garlic bread or fresh fried tri-colored tortilla chips. If U can’t make up your mind go ½ and ½
9.45Lawyer Limbs1 Lb. of our jumbo house breaded wings with celery and ranch for dipping’. Regular, roasted garlic pepper, orange-citrus, spicy or sweet chili mango.Options:
Spicy, Sweet chili mango
5.95The Home WreckerA foot long honey crunch corn dog served on a bed of shoestring fries with mustard.
9.95The “Per Se” Pork and SeedsOriental smoked pork loin served cold and sweet with Chinese hot mustard, ketchup and toasted sesame seeds.
9.95Coconut PrawnsPrawns skewered and rolled in a special coconut batter and fried just right! Served with sweet chili mango sauce.
15.95So-Su-Me PlatterPork and seeds, jumbo wings and coconut skewered prawns. With Chinese mustard, ketchup and sweet chili mango dipping’ sauce.
11.95Nacho Your Ordinary NachosServes 2-4. House fried tri-colored corn tortilla chips covered with taco meat or spicy chicken, cheese, tomatoes, green onions, black olives, jalapenos and fresh cilantro. Served with salsa, guacamole and sour cream.Options:
Taco meat, Spicy chicken, ½ and ½, (+1.00)
, Chili (+2.95)
, Nacho Jr. (+8.95)
8.95Tender MercyRegular crispy chicken tenders served with ranch and celery sticks. Roasted garlic pepper- dusted in our dry special seasonings. Orange-citrus, our original blend spicy- dipped in Frank’s red hot sauce. Sticky evidence-dipped in sweet chili mango sauce.
8.95Mozzarella Sticks“See, I do listen to your requests”, Judge Jody cheese sticks dipped in an ale batter and fried to just the right crunch. Served with marinara sauce.
6.45Chicken GizzardsEnjoy this crescent classic! Hand breaded in our “southern” flour and fried. Served with Chinese hot mustard.
9.95Crispy Calamari StripsLightly dusted calamari strips fried golden and sprinkled with parmesan cheese. Served with cocktail, tarter or marinara and lemon wedge.
7.95Loaded Fries or Tots1 lb Fried golden and oven baked with cheese, green onions, bacon and sour creamOptions:
Chili (+2.95)
8.95Basket of O’Rings1 lb of Golden rings sprinkled with our special seasoned salt. Served with chipotle ranch for dipping’
16.95Sequestered JuryThis will please the whole team- serves 2-4 nicely chicken tenders, onion rings and cheese sticks on a bed of cheesy tortilla chips. Served with chipotle ranch, salsa and marinara sauces. add taco meat or spicy chicken for 2.95, add chili 2.95. No substitutions please.Options:
Taco meat (+2.95)
, Spicy chicken (+2.95)
, Chili (+2.95)
Soups & Salads
The Litigation ComboChoose any 2 items. Bowl of our house made soup, tossed caesar, dinner salad or loaded baker. Comes with French bread and butter 7.95. With chili, cheese and onions. 9.45Options:
House made soup, Tossed caesar, Dinner salad, Loaded baker, French bread and butter (7.95)
, With chili, cheese and onions (9.45)
, Bleu cheese, Ranch, 1000 Island, House Italian, Chipotle ranch, Garlic caesar, Honey mustard, Orange-citrus vinaigrette, Raspberry vinaigrette, Tangy herb-mayo vinaigrette
7.45An “Impeachment” Caesar SaladCrispy romaine tossed with caesar dressing, parmesan cheese and croutons.Options:
With grilled chicken (8.95)
, With crispy chicken (8.95)
, With grilled salmon (10.95)
, With bay shrimp (9.95)
, With grilled tilapia (9.95)
, Bleu cheese, Ranch, 1000 Island, House Italian, Chipotle ranch, Garlic caesar, Honey mustard, Orange-citrus vinaigrette, Raspberry vinaigrette, Tangy herb-mayo vinaigrette
9.95Chinese MafiaCrispy romaine tossed with celery, green onion, peanuts and our house orange-citrus dressing. Topped with a grilled or crispy breast and crispy yakisoba noodles.Options:
Grilled breast, Crispy breast, Bleu cheese, Ranch, 1000 Island, House Italian, Chipotle ranch, Garlic caesar, Honey mustard, Orange-citrus vinaigrette, Raspberry vinaigrette, Tangy herb-mayo vinaigrette
10.95Bay Shrimp LouieCrisp romaine topped with sweet tender bay shrimp, wedge tomato, celery, black olives, green onions and hard boiled egg. Served with 1000 island dressing.Options:
Bleu cheese, Ranch, 1000 Island, House Italian, Chipotle ranch, Garlic caesar, Honey mustard, Orange-citrus vinaigrette, Raspberry vinaigrette, Tangy herb-mayo vinaigrette
9.50Tuna Salad SaladOur original tuna salad mix of tuna, mayo, relish, celery, onion. Set on romaine with wedge tomato, celery sticks, green onion and hard boiled egg. Served with our tangy herb-mayo vinaigretteOptions:
Bleu cheese, Ranch, 1000 Island, House Italian, Chipotle ranch, Garlic caesar, Honey mustard, Orange-citrus vinaigrette, Raspberry vinaigrette, Tangy herb-mayo vinaigrette
9.50The Get “Fried” Chicken SaladMixed greens topped with crispy chicken breast, bacon, diced tomato, green onion and hard boiled egg. Served with our house raspberry vinaigretteOptions:
Bleu cheese, Ranch, 1000 Island, House Italian, Chipotle ranch, Garlic caesar, Honey mustard, Orange-citrus vinaigrette, Raspberry vinaigrette, Tangy herb-mayo vinaigrette
9.50Prison Chef SaladMixed greens topped with ham, turkey, hard boiled egg, tomatoes, mixed cheese, black olives and green onions. Any of our dressings are good on this oneOptions:
Bleu cheese, Ranch, 1000 Island, House Italian, Chipotle ranch, Garlic caesar, Honey mustard, Orange-citrus vinaigrette, Raspberry vinaigrette, Tangy herb-mayo vinaigrette
9.50Taco SaladMixed greens topped with seasoned taco meat or spicy chicken in a crispy flour tortilla bowl with jalapenos, tomatoes, green onions, olives and mixed cheese. Topped with fresh cilantro and served with our chipotle ranchOptions:
Taco meat, Spicy chicken, Bleu cheese, Ranch, 1000 Island, House Italian, Chipotle ranch, Garlic caesar, Honey mustard, Orange-citrus vinaigrette, Raspberry vinaigrette, Tangy herb-mayo vinaigrette
Entrees of the Court
14.95Supreme Court Prime Rib SandwichUSDA Choice House roasted and hand cut thick! Served open faced on garlic baguette with au jus and horsey sauceOptions:
Shoestring fries, Regular fries, Tots, Soup, Fresh tossed coleslaw, Baker, Dinner salad (+1.25)
, Tossed caesar (+1.25)
, Chili (+1.25)
, Onion rings (+1.25)
, Cottage cheese+ .75, Soup (+2.95)
, Chili (+2.95)
, Salad (+2.95)
, Tossed caesar (+2.95)
, Cheese (+1.75)
, Green onions (+1.75)
, Bacon and sour cream (+1.75)
Tenderloin FingersteaksOur original recipe – hand cut and dipped to order in our secret batter and fried golden. Served with cocktail sauce.Options:
Entrée (11.95)
, Ala carte (9.95)
, Shoestring fries, Regular fries, Tots, Soup, Fresh tossed coleslaw, Baker, Dinner salad (+1.25)
, Tossed caesar (+1.25)
, Chili (+1.25)
, Onion rings (+1.25)
, Cottage cheese+ .75, Soup (+2.95)
, Chili (+2.95)
, Salad (+2.95)
, Tossed caesar (+2.95)
, Cheese (+1.75)
, Green onions (+1.75)
, Bacon and sour cream (+1.75)
The Southern JudgeTender pork loin, hand cut and dusted in our “Southern” breading and fried to a golden finish. Served with our sweet and spicy BBQ sauce.Options:
Entrée (10.95)
, Ala carte (8.95)
, Shoestring fries, Regular fries, Tots, Soup, Fresh tossed coleslaw, Baker, Dinner salad (+1.25)
, Tossed caesar (+1.25)
, Chili (+1.25)
, Onion rings (+1.25)
, Cottage cheese+ .75, Soup (+2.95)
, Chili (+2.95)
, Salad (+2.95)
, Tossed caesar (+2.95)
, Cheese (+1.75)
, Green onions (+1.75)
, Bacon and sour cream (+1.75)
The Get “Fingered” ComboThe perfect combination of tenderloin fingers and pork fingers. Served with cocktail and sweet and spicy BBQ sauce.Options:
Entrée (11.75)
, Ala carte (9.75)
, Shoestring fries, Regular fries, Tots, Soup, Fresh tossed coleslaw, Baker, Dinner salad (+1.25)
, Tossed caesar (+1.25)
, Chili (+1.25)
, Onion rings (+1.25)
, Cottage cheese+ .75, Soup (+2.95)
, Chili (+2.95)
, Salad (+2.95)
, Tossed caesar (+2.95)
, Cheese (+1.75)
, Green onions (+1.75)
, Bacon and sour cream (+1.75)
10.95Crescent Bay CodOur original recipe hand cut cod, lightly dusted in our seasoned flour and herbs. Flash fried and served with tartar sauce and lemon.Options:
Shoestring fries, Regular fries, Tots, Soup, Fresh tossed coleslaw, Baker, Dinner salad (+1.25)
, Tossed caesar (+1.25)
, Chili (+1.25)
, Onion rings (+1.25)
, Cottage cheese+ .75, Soup (+2.95)
, Chili (+2.95)
, Salad (+2.95)
, Tossed caesar (+2.95)
, Cheese (+1.75)
, Green onions (+1.75)
, Bacon and sour cream (+1.75)
11.50Grilled Tilapia FiletA very mild flavored white fish grilled with garlic-butter and a dash of lemon-pepper. Served on a bed of rice pilaf with lemonOptions:
Shoestring fries, Regular fries, Tots, Soup, Fresh tossed coleslaw, Baker, Dinner salad (+1.25)
, Tossed caesar (+1.25)
, Chili (+1.25)
, Onion rings (+1.25)
, Cottage cheese+ .75, Soup (+2.95)
, Chili (+2.95)
, Salad (+2.95)
, Tossed caesar (+2.95)
, Cheese (+1.75)
, Green onions (+1.75)
, Bacon and sour cream (+1.75)
11.95Parmesan Crusted TilapiaSautéed in garlic butter and crusted with a parmesan crusting blend and finished in the oven. Served on a bed of rice pilaf with lemon.Options:
Shoestring fries, Regular fries, Tots, Soup, Fresh tossed coleslaw, Baker, Dinner salad (+1.25)
, Tossed caesar (+1.25)
, Chili (+1.25)
, Onion rings (+1.25)
, Cottage cheese+ .75, Soup (+2.95)
, Chili (+2.95)
, Salad (+2.95)
, Tossed caesar (+2.95)
, Cheese (+1.75)
, Green onions (+1.75)
, Bacon and sour cream (+1.75)
13.95Hand Cut Salmon FiletGrilled and served over rice pilaf with lemon garlic butter, orange citrus, cajun-style, lemon pepperOptions:
Shoestring fries, Regular fries, Tots, Soup, Fresh tossed coleslaw, Baker, Dinner salad (+1.25)
, Tossed caesar (+1.25)
, Chili (+1.25)
, Onion rings (+1.25)
, Cottage cheese+ .75, Soup (+2.95)
, Chili (+2.95)
, Salad (+2.95)
, Tossed caesar (+2.95)
, Cheese (+1.75)
, Green onions (+1.75)
, Bacon and sour cream (+1.75)
Juditial Burger
7.45The Plain Clothes OfficerOur classic seasoned 1/3 lb burger served on a kaiser bun with lettuce, onion and pickles
8.95The Big CheeseOur classic burger with 2 slices of: American, cheddar, swiss, pepper jack, bleu or cream cheeseOptions:
American, Cheddar, Swiss, Pepper jack, Bleu, Cream cheese
9.50Mushroom and SwissTopped with fresh sautéed mushrooms and swiss cheese on a kaiser bun
9.75Pepperjack Bacon BurgerTopped with pepper jack cheese and 2 strips of crispy bacon
9.25The “Patsy” MeltOur burger on swirl rye with sautéed onions and swiss cheese
9.95The Judge JodyW/ sliced ham, American cheese, lettuce, onion, tomato and pickles and mayo on baguette
9.75The New Balif ButchOn baguette with sautéed mushrooms, sauteed onions, Swiss cheese, horsey mayo and au jus
10.25Chili Burger-(In season)Served open faced n kaiser bun and topped with onions and mixed cheese. Finished in the oven
Create Your Own
Classic BurgerPremium toppings, bread and cheese selections (2 slices, mix or match). Classic toppings no chargeOptions:
Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, Chipotle mayo, Horsey mayo, Dijon, BBQ sauce, 1000 Island., Kaiser bun, Thick sliced white, Thick sliced wheat, Swirl rye, Baguette, Sourdough, Wrapped in a flour tortilla, American (+1.45)
, Cheddar (+1.45)
, Swiss (+1.45)
, Pepper jack (+1.45)
, Bleu (+1.45)
, Cream cheese (+1.45)
, Fried egg (+0.75)
, Ham (+0.99)
, Bacon (+1.25)
, Pastrami (+1.95)
, Extra patty (+2.25)
, Louisiana hot link (+2.25)
, Chili with cheese and onions (+2.95)
, Tomato slices (+0.45)
, Tossed to order slaw (+0.45)
, Crispy onion rings (+0.45)
, Sautéed onions (+0.45)
, Fresh sautéed ‘mushrooms (+0.75)
, Red and green peppers (+0.75)
, Jalapenos (+0.75)
, Guacamole (+0.75)
, Au jus for dippin’ (+0.45)
, Frank’s red hot (+0.45)
, Salsa (+0.45)
, Sesame-ginger teriyaki (+0.45)
, Sweet chili mango (+0.45)
Specialty Sandwiches
The Cellmate ComboNo need to be scared of this cellmate! Any ½ gourmet sandwich with shoestring fries and a cup of our house soup.Options:
(8.95)
, With chili 9.45
A Judge’s DelightFor a real treat-try it oven baked on a baguette! My favorite, judge Jody grilled roast beef with swiss on calzone with au jus and horseradishOptions:
Full (9.95)
, Half (6.95)
Reuben’s in Cellblock #9Thin sliced pastrami, swiss, kraut and 1000 Island on swirl rye. Try it with turkey and see what happens to Reuben!-Bailiff butchOptions:
Full (9.95)
, Half (6.95)
Don’t Let Your “Meatloaf”Our house meatloaf grilled with cheese, lettuce, onion and mayo on grilled sourdough.Options:
Full (9.50)
, Half (6.50)
8.95Louisianna Hot LinkA split and grilled LA hot link straight from the bayou! Oven baked in a baguette with grilled onions and pepper jack cheese. With dijon on the side
“Big Ass” Tuna Salad SandwichThe only way to call it! W/ mayo, celery, onion and relish on thick white or wheat. Cold with lettuce and mayo or grilled with American cheeseOptions:
Full (9.50)
, Half (6.50)
, Cold with lettuce and mayo, Grilled with American cheese, White, Wheat
The AL CaponeGrilled ham, turkey, bacon, swiss, tomato, onion and caesar dressing on calzoneOptions:
Full (9.95)
, Half (6.95)
Sunday Brunch
15.95Prime Rib and 2 EggsSlow cooked and hand cutOptions:
White, Wheat toast, English muffin, Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)
11.95Chicken Fried Steak and 2 EggsOur house breaded USDA choice cubed steak hand breaded and fried just right! Topped with our rich country gravyOptions:
White, Wheat toast, English muffin, Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)
8.95Prosecution Platter2 Eggs with bacon, ham steak, sausage patty or Louisiana hot linkOptions:
Sausage patty, Louisiana hot link, White, Wheat toast, English muffin, Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)
9.50Big Ass B and G Platter2 Eggs with a warm soft biscuit smothered in our hearty sausage gravy. (No toast)Options:
Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)
The Hand Job (It is truly a job for the hand!)A split and grilled LA hot link on baguette with scramblers, grilled onions and pepper Jack cheese, then oven baked. Served with a “Hand job” T-shirt 18.95 or go “Topless” 9.95Options:
Hand job t-shirt (18.95)
, Topless (9.95)
, White, Wheat toast, English muffin, Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)
9.50Gourmet OmeletsWe serve ours frittata style! Open-faced and finished in the oven!Options:
Ham and cheese - diced ham and lots of cheddar and Jack cheese, Denver – ham, cheese, tomato, onion, mushrooms and green peppers, Sausage and cheese - with onions, black olives and mixed cheese, Rajun’ cajun- with diced LA hot link, onion, tomato, jack cheese and topped with fresh cilantro., White, Wheat toast, English muffin, Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)
9.95The Benedict ArnoldAn English muffin served open-faced and topped with ham 2 eggs and hollandaise sauceOptions:
White, Wheat toast, English muffin, Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)
9.50The Country LawyerA warm biscuit topped with a sausage patty, 2 eggs and country gravyOptions:
White, Wheat toast, English muffin, Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)
9.25Ultimate Breakfast SandwichGrilled thick sliced white with American cheese, 2 fried eggs with your choice of: ham, bacon, sausage patty or grilled LA hot linkOptions:
Ham, Bacon, Sausage patty, Grilled LA hot link, White, Wheat toast, English muffin, Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)
9.25Big Ass Breakfast BurritoA large flour tortilla filled with scrambled eggs, cheese, onions and choice of: ham, sausage, bacon or LA hot link. Served with sour cream and salsaOptions:
Ham, Bacon, Sausage patty, Grilled LA hot link, White, Wheat toast, English muffin, Load potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream (+1.75)
8.95The “Loaded” LawyerA platter full of our home-style potatoes topped with cheese, bacon bits and green onions. Oven baked and served with toast, jam and sour cream
5.95Biscuit and Gravy Only- (No potatoes)Options:
White, Wheat toast, English muffin
Desserts
Chicken & Fish Sandwiches
7.95The “Just Grill Me” Chipotle ChickenA grilled or crispy breast on a kaiser bun with chipotle mayo, tomato, lettuce and onion. See the custom toppings on the Burger panel to make it your way! Options:
Grilled crispy
9.95The Court Reporter's ClubA triple-decker delight! Grilled sourdough with chicken breast, American cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo.
9.50You Can't “Buffalo” The CourtCrispy chicken coated in Frank’s hot sauce with bacon, tomato, lettuce, onion and ranch. Served on a kaiser bun
9.50The “Mother Clucker” Chicken Wrapper“You know what I really wanted to say!’- judge Jody grilled or crispy breast wrapped in a flour tortilla with bacon, cheese, tomato, green onion, lettuce and ranchOptions:
Grilled, Crispy
Fish Tacos2- Soft white corn tortillas with choice of fish, Jack cheese, cabbage, tomato, green onion and Chipotle ranch on the side. Topped with fresh cilantro and a slice of limeOptions:
Crispy cod (9.95)
, Grilled cod (9.95)
, Grilled tilapia (10.95)
, Grilled salmon (11.95)
No “Fishy Testimony” SandwichCrispy cod or Grilled tilapia with garlic-mayo, lettuce, tomato and onion on a kaiser bunOptions:
Cod (10.95)
, Tilapia (11.50)
11.95Cajun Salmon SandwichA hand cut salmon filet dusted in our special cajun seasonings and served on a baguette with garlic mayo, lettuce, tomato and onion